Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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