Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Penis

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

WNBA

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

speech and debate.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

acualy is dolan

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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