- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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