- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Hearpin my durp

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Penis

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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