- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

A woman leaves the kitchen.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

womens rights to vote

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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