- Anti Joke

a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.