How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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The Barackness Monster

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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