- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Billy Cundiff.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

The BCS

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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