What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

captcha: all yer base

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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