Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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womens rights.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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