- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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