Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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