What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

No.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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