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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Women's rights

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

"knock knock" "Come in"

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Your mom.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

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