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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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People Order Our Patties

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Anti Joke

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