why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Woman rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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