kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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