- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Jason Connor.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Women's rights.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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