- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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