- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Once upon a cross

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

womens rights

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

i like pie.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)