What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Jimmy Saville

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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A young baby died.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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