What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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That's not what she said.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Once upon a cross

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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