- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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