Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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