- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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