Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Dogs in my home.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Shut the cork up!

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Spotto

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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