- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Homosexuals are gay.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

ME NAME IS JEFF

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Thumbs this up

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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