- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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