Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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No.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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