Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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thumbs up!

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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