Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's 9+10? 19

Abortion

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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