- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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