What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

ginger

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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