What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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You're welcome!

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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your life

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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knock knock who's there aids

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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