- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Do you know the muffin man? No

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.