Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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The Pope

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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