- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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