- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Worst joke ever

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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