- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

yes... that's the joke

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Women's rights

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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