The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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No.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Penis

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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