what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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This is not an anti joke.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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