- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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