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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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try slamming a revolving door

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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captcha: all yer base

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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