brandon ya twwat

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Roey Jegen

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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matty russel are you on here

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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