Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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IU football

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Anti Joke

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