- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Abortion

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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