- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Harry Styles

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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