What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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