- Anti Joke

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

I am a n1gger.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

I am a n1gger.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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i like tits

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

I am a n1gger.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz