- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

try slamming a revolving door

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

captcha: all yer base

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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