What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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