What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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shauns beautiful

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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donald................duck for president

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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NAACP

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whats 2+2? 4

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Anti Joke

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