Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Hello

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Chinese drivers.

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i like pie.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Anti Joke

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