What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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