- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

girls lacrosse

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Your Mom.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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