- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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