Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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24!

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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