Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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vaginas

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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