Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Billy Cundiff.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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