- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

YOU

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

your moms my other ride

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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