What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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what do u call a black person by his name

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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