Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Women's Rights.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What time is it? 20:45.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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