- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What time is it? 20:45.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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