- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

The BCS

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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