What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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That's not what she said.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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