What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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thumbs up!

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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My friend harris is fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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