- Anti Joke

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

George Bush.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.