One day a cheerio is walking down the street. Nothing special, just a regular cheerio. Suddenly, he sees a honey-coated cheerio. Now, honey-coated cheerios have a much higher social status than regular cheerios. So he decides that he wants to become a honey- coated cheerio. He works really, really hard and one day his boss promotes him to a honey-coated cheerio. So, he's really pleased about this, he can easily pay his rent, he gets a nice car, and his family is much happier. But then, as he's driving around the town, he sees a sugar-coated cheerio. Now, sugar-coated cheerios are preety much at the top of society. They're all highly regarded and respected. So he decides that he wants to become a sugar-coated cheerio. He works really, really hard for months and months, until one day his boss decides that he can become a sugar-coated cheerio. He is absolutely stoked with this. He gets a bigger house with a swimming pool and a spa, really nice clothes, and he's very well respected. One day, he's sun bathing at the beach, when off in the distance he sees an island that he had never seen before. Apparently, this is the golden cheerio island. Cheerios there fly around in jet cars and lounge around in bars. It's cheerio heaven. So he decides that if he becomes a golden cheerio, his life will be complete. He dedicates his life to working really, incredibly hard, and one day his boss says to him, "You know what, you've worked so hard that I'm promoting you to a golden cheerio." So he makes it to the cheerio island, and as he is lying down, relaxing, he suddenly becomes very thirsty. All cheerios really like milk so he goes to get some, but there's a really long line at the milk stand. So he decides to get some lemonade, but like the milk stand, there's a really long line at the lemonade stand. So he thinks, "I know what no-one will want. Punch!" So he goes to the punch stand and sure enough there's no punch line.

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colby doesnt shave

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fava beans

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TIMMAH!

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Neither does he.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Black People

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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