I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Badgers are cool

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Billy Cundiff.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Bloody kids ...

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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