- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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