What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

A mans opinion.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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