- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

The Holocaust.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

womens rights to vote

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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