- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Why did the dog eat poop?

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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