Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Ju... Just why?

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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