- Anti Joke

There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Dogs in my home.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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