What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Keep up the fun Nero!

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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