- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Muslim athletes.

Jews

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Loner.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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