- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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