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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Jews

Muslim athletes.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

i saw your mom, i said hi

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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