- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What number comes after 29? 30.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

If the 49ers won the superbowl

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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