a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Women's rights.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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acualy is dolan

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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