- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Im cute hehehee

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

your mom died.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

School

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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