Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

whats 2+2? 4

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

I never asked for this.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Take this and put it- No.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

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