People Order Our Patties

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The Pope

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your mum

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Women's rights

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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