What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

President Donald Trump

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

raisin boogers

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Thumbs this down

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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