Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Cleveland winning something

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

womens rights

fava beans

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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